I was once Melissa, then I became Wife. Soon Wife became Jack's Mommy. Before I knew it, there were 4. I am our Zookeeper; at once Melissa, Wife AND Mom of 4. And these are my thoughts...
I'm sitting over here, giggling to myself, picturing you goin' head to head with that...that...that piece of spandex. And now, I'm laughing hysterically...with you. WITH you!! 'Cuz in January, that's gonna be me squeezing my flub into a six month sized spandex tube with legs. Lord help us all.
I'm sitting over here, giggling to myself, picturing you goin' head to head with that...that...that piece of spandex.
ReplyDeleteAnd now, I'm laughing hysterically...with you. WITH you!! 'Cuz in January, that's gonna be me squeezing my flub into a six month sized spandex tube with legs.
Lord help us all.
that's hilarious! I've never seen spanx in person!! I doubt I'd get one leg in there!
ReplyDeleteLaughing my ass off.
ReplyDeleteYou are one funny lady.
Love you.
bwahahahahah!!!!!
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