MOM! Maaaaaaaaaaaaawmmeeeeeee! Muh-ooooom! Mom? MOM! Momma? Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! Mom-mom-mom-mom-mom-mom! Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? MAMMA! Muh-om-meeeeeee! Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey? Mommmmmmmmmmmma! Mom-UH! Momma-momma-momma-momma-momma-momma-momma? Mom. Momma. MAMMA!
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
MOM!
MOM!!
Ugh. I'm going to go soothe my nerves by listening to nails on a chalkboard.
I was once Melissa, then I became Wife. Soon Wife became Jack's Mommy. Before I knew it, there were 4. I am our Zookeeper; at once Melissa, Wife AND Mom of 4. And these are my thoughts...
3 comments:
Amen sister!
yep, thats about right.
Oh my gosh. That was hilarious. Somedays, don't you wish you could NOT be named "mom"? If even for just, oh, I dunno, an hour? ;)
How's the mold issue?
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