Jack said "Fuck that" in the tub yesterday. Not really, but it sounded like it. He was making an "fffffffffffffffffffffffffff" sound because I had just rinsed his hair and he was clearing the water from his lips when I handed him a boat. (We've been working on throwing a ball, so when he does, usually he'll chuck it and then point at the ball and say, "uuuka AT!" which seems to mean "look at that"...) Well he took the boat from me and threw it into the water and and interrupted his "ffffffffff" with "Uuuuka AT!" Together it sounded very close to "ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck dat". It wasn't, but it made me roll on the floor laughing. Especially since he did it as he was throwing the obviously unawesome boat down.
Why not skip "Mama" and "Dada" and the ol' standards of baby talking? Why not move right into swearing? And why not start with the Granddaddy of swear words? Atta boy!
I was once Melissa, then I became Wife. Soon Wife became Jack's Mommy. Before I knew it, there were 4. I am our Zookeeper; at once Melissa, Wife AND Mom of 4. And these are my thoughts...
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Way to go Jack! Nothing like starting with the best words first! ha ha ha We have oh shit going on over here so feel free to come over and learn a couple more new words! Thanks again for coming to Jack's party. We really enjoyed seeing you all and Melissa, my mom can't stop talking about how sweet you are and how adorable Jack is! See you at tumbling tomorrow and hopefully Amber and James as well!
yesssssss.....only yours and justin's kid, melissa....
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