I'm a Giant Douche

As it turns out, locking oneself out of one's house is not such a bad thing unless a) it is cold out, b) you have a young child with you, and/or c) no one on the planet has a key to your house except yourself. All three of those? Bad.

So I had my two neighbors pick the lock on my garage door.

I owe them a pie each. And I'm an idiot.