"Mama, smell my butt!"
"What? Why?"
"Smell my butt I farted!"
"That's gross, Dude."
"I know! I'm gonna poop."
"Well get off my lap then!"
Runs to bathroom laughing. Husband hyperventilating. Me shaking my head. Babies horking down pears.
Remind me again why I should assume I deserve any dignity at all?
Punk.
3 comments:
I totally want to hang out at your place for a day. Not because of the farts mind you, I get enough of those over here thank you very much.
LOVE IT!!! That's why we love you guys! Kaia & Jaron say that all the time. I don't know where they got it from...ok, I do...the people in question might rhyme with "Seanya"...;o)
Oh our sons would get along very nicely! LOL
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